It Appears There is Historical Precedent

…for the Coors Twins.

An ancient brewery from a vanished empire was staffed by elite women who were selected for their beauty or nobility, a new study concludes.
The finding adds to other evidence that women played a more crucial role in ancient Andean societies than history books have stated. It may also in some ways reflect modern drinking traditions in the Andean mountains, where women get drunk as much as men, researchers say.

Dear God.

6 Responses to “It Appears There is Historical Precedent”

1. Ebola says:

   January 20, 2006 at 4:08 pm

   Damn it, I told you I was born in the wrong time period. Can I have those two for Christmas next year mom? I promise to feed them!

2. tree hugging sister says:

   January 20, 2006 at 4:21 pm

   Bad Ebola! Bad!

3. The_Real_JeffS says:

   January 20, 2006 at 4:34 pm

   Ebola, how about you and I split the cost and the twins?

4. Nightfly says:

   January 20, 2006 at 5:08 pm

   I… love… ritual lacrosse
   Eating way too much
   With those Andeans…
   And twins!
   I! LOVE! Human sacrifice!
   Breweries and vice!
   Wearing enemy skins –
   And TWINS!
   And I! LOVE YOU TOO!

5. that 1 guy says:

   January 21, 2006 at 2:27 pm

   Heheheh… Nightfly!

6. Dave J says:

   January 22, 2006 at 12:11 am

   Mmmmmm…twins.