It Worked!

All they had to do was just meet in Copenhagen and already Gaia has mended her ways

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN MOUNT HOLLY HAS ISSUED A WINTER STORM WARNING FOR WHICH IS IN EFFECT FROM 1 AM SATURDAY TO 6 AM EST SUNDAY. THE WINTER STORM WATCH IS NO LONGER IN EFFECT.

SNOW IS EXPECTED TO OVERSPREAD THE AREA FROM SOUTH TO NORTH ON SATURDAY MORNING. THE SNOW COULD BECOME HEAVY AT TIMES DURING SATURDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHT BEFORE TAPERING OFF EARLY SUNDAY. THERE IS A LIKELIHOOD FOR A SIGNIFICANT SNOWFALL THIS WEEKEND WITH FINAL AMOUNTS OF 8 TO 12 INCHES OF GLOBAL WARMING LIKELY.

THE SNOW COULD FALL HEAVY AT TIMES… WHICH MAY COMBINE WITH GUSTY NORTHERLY WINDS TO PRODUCE AREAS OF BLOWING AND DRIFTING SNOW. THIS WILL CAUSE DANGEROUS TRAVEL CONDITIONS SATURDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHT.

Praise the almighty and pass the expense forms!

We’re saved!

10 Responses to “It Worked!”

  1. Gary from Jersey says:

    I wouldn’t have known this had I not read this site. See? You’re important!

  2. Mr. Bingley says:

    I’m impotent?!?!?!?!?!?

  3. JeffS says:

    Stock up on beer and pizza, Mr. B! That’s the best way to survive a blizzard.

  4. gregor says:

    the wine cellar will be taking a good hit this weekend…

  5. Mr. Bingley says:

    You got that right, gregor.

    Which is why it exists 🙂

  6. Halfwise says:

    “Climate Change” has become shorthand for some sort of existential angst about living in a developed society.

    Swill on! Nice blog. //Halfwise

  7. Ave says:

    Dear Bingley, I hope y’all will stay safe, cozy and Happy!

  8. Mr. Bingley says:

    Thanks Ave! The snow started about 1/2 hour ago; we shall see how much Gerbil Warmening gets dumped on us…

  9. Greg Newsom says:

    The Maternal Grandmother was born in Copenhagen.
    With our industrial base collapsing and millions of illegals living fifteen to one apartment,the US should have no problem reducing greenhouse gases.WE Don’t
    ManufaCTURE ANYTHING ANYMORE,
    EXCEPT Atomic bombs.

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