It’s Time to Come Clean
In the interest of full disclosure and to spare my loved ones public humiliation, I need to be honest with The Public:
1) I have no friends named “Darcy”
2) I have never rented a home called “Netherfield”
3) I did not have sex with that Bennett woman.
I deeply regret any confusion I may have caused.
Sucks to not be able to read Instapundit due to the IT Nazis here….
They block Insta?!?!? Why?
‘sader Corporate fascist BASTARDS!!!
Bingster Pocket your waggly sanctimonious finger. You do, you have and you did.
Mr. Bingley, item #3 sounds like a quote from President Clinton. You’d better make sure all of her clothes have been thouroughly laundered at least 3 times. Or maybe just burn her stuff and buy her a new wardrobe. Never can tell when a special prosecutor might get appointed.
They block Insta?!?!? Why?
Whatever filter they use says it is a ‘personal’ site, and denies access to it. But I can read/post here, go fig’re….
I did not have sex with that Bennett woman.
Which definition of the word sex:
Clinton’s definition or the definition used by everybody else?
no and never: Clinton’s negations or negations as used by everyone else on earth?
Alright, alright: the part of the yard that we’ve fenced in for Claude to use as his, um, facilities we do refer to as “Netherfield.”