It’s Time to Come Clean

In the interest of full disclosure and to spare my loved ones public humiliation, I need to be honest with The Public:
1) I have no friends named “Darcy”
2) I have never rented a home called “Netherfield”
3) I did not have sex with that Bennett woman.
I deeply regret any confusion I may have caused.

7 Responses to “It’s Time to Come Clean”

  1. Crusader says:

    Sucks to not be able to read Instapundit due to the IT Nazis here….

  2. Mr. Bingley says:

    They block Insta?!?!? Why?

  3. ‘sader Corporate fascist BASTARDS!!!
    Bingster Pocket your waggly sanctimonious finger. You do, you have and you did.

  4. The Real JeffS says:

    Mr. Bingley, item #3 sounds like a quote from President Clinton. You’d better make sure all of her clothes have been thouroughly laundered at least 3 times. Or maybe just burn her stuff and buy her a new wardrobe. Never can tell when a special prosecutor might get appointed.

  5. Crusader says:

    They block Insta?!?!? Why?
    Whatever filter they use says it is a ‘personal’ site, and denies access to it. But I can read/post here, go fig’re….

  6. Jorgen says:

    I did not have sex with that Bennett woman.
    Which definition of the word sex:
    Clinton’s definition or the definition used by everybody else?

    no and never: Clinton’s negations or negations as used by everyone else on earth?

  7. Mr. Bingley says:

    Alright, alright: the part of the yard that we’ve fenced in for Claude to use as his, um, facilities we do refer to as “Netherfield.”

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