15 Responses to “It’s”

  1. Which one? The left one or right one?

  2. Mr. Bingley says:

    Now I’ve got to clean my screen. Thanks Robb!

  3. The_Real_JeffS says:

    Oi. The good news is, we know that Mr. Summers isn’t the father.

  4. That was insensitive, Jeff. Are you saying Mr. Summers wouldn’t be open for solicitation or that he wouldn’t have been solicited at all?

  5. Mr. Bingley says:

    He’s got a rap sheet for solicitation, from what I hear.
    Or maybe it is a rap song about solicitation; all the sugar from the Dunkin’ Donuts goes straight to my head.

  6. Ken Summers says:

    You know whose fault this is. If that dumbshit had just given her the $20 mil, she would have slunk away into obscurity and THS wouldn’t be posting stuff like this.

  7. As long as you don’t blame the messenger. I only calls ’em as I sees ’em.

  8. The_Real_JeffS says:

    I’m thinking that Mr. Summer’s heart has already been captured, and he would never seek, ummmm, greener pastures.
    Or would that be alpine pastures?

  9. Yo-de-lay-who-knows?

  10. Nightfly says:

    Just the news to cheer my afternoon. “Is it just me or did Earth get stupider?”

  11. Emily says:

    Doesn’t she already have one son?

  12. She sure does, Emily. Poor thing had to spend his tweener years growing up with the cameras for her reality show around.

  13. Gunslinger says:

    I’ve twenty bucks that says she got knocked up by a dirty public toilet seat.

  14. Mr. Bingley says:

    I’m thinkin’ Paul McCartney, Guns…

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