Java Slurping and Supporting Bingley’s Filthy Habits

Turns out it’s good for you.

Coffee may counteract alcohol’s poisonous effects on the liver and help prevent cirrhosis, researchers say.
In a study of more than 125,000 people, one cup of coffee per day cut the risk of alcoholic cirrhosis by 20 percent. Four cups per day reduced the risk by 80 percent. The coffee effect held true for women and men of various ethnic backgrounds.

Bastard. He always was the favorite. I’m surprised the attentionwhore’s not on Deadwood with major dad. There’ll be no living with him now.

8 Responses to “Java Slurping and Supporting Bingley’s Filthy Habits”

  1. Cullen says:

    Ah, mother’s milk it is.

  2. Mr. Bingley says:

    10 cups a day reduces the threat by 200%.

  3. Ken Summers says:

    Damn. Bingley beat me to it.

  4. Ken Summers says:

    I notice they had nothing to say about his other filthy habbits. Does he wear glasses yet?

  5. Mr. Bingley says:

    I have for many years, Ken.
    And I guess there’s only so many habits they can squeeze into one article.

  6. Ken Summers says:

    I’ve been wearing glasses since second grade. I was a precocious child.

  7. Nightfly says:

    HA! And I was going to CUT DOWN! Hell, I may just take up alcohol since I’m already well up on preventative.

  8. Always pays to be ahead of the curve, Diptera.

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