Jeez…Maybe I Should Be More Careful

…about what I say. After all my bad mouth negative commentary about the extortionary proclivities of the “$100K an Acre Phantom Perdido Beach Mouse Habitat” lobby…

…I could be toast (in the literal fashion) if one of the little rodents reads this and decides to flick his BIC.
You just try sumthin’, Mickey. I’ve got a Scottie patrollin’ the fence line. And she’s got back-up…

5 Responses to “Jeez…Maybe I Should Be More Careful”

  1. Cullen says:

    Just make sure you don’t have any Buddhist mice running around and you should be fine. As long as you don’t go napalming the bastards.

  2. I can’t afford any mice, Cullen. They’re a hundred grand an acre for, like, two of them. That’s if they’re there at ALL.

  3. Mr. Bingley says:

    That guy’s mice may not be Perdido, but he’s certainly jodido.

  4. Cullen says:

    Well, a certain Mr. Adams did write at length about them being the most intelligent species on the planet.

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