Just Announced: Jimmy Carter To Address Democratic Convention

First Lie-A-Watha, and now the most reviled President in modern history?

A round of applause for whoever is scheduling these folks. Keep ’em coming.

11 Responses to “Just Announced: Jimmy Carter To Address Democratic Convention”

  1. major dad says:

    What possibly could go wrong?

  2. JeffS says:

    What? Are the Dhimmocrats trying to lose this election?

  3. tree hugging sister says:

    (Jeff, IXNAY on the giving-it-away-ay…)

  4. aelfheld says:

    Jimmah’s looking at lot better these days.

    In comparison that is.

  5. JeffS says:

    (The Dhimmicrats are already tone, Sis, judging by this latest decision. A little defuddlement on my part won’t hurt.)

  6. JeffS says:

    (Tone DEAF, I mean.)

  7. mojo says:

    Billy had the grace to kick the bucket back in ’88.

  8. Michael Lonie says:

    Lie-a-wathat is good, it catches Lizzie Warren’s essential nature. Since Lizzie Warren is whi she is, however, I think the feminine name of Fauxcohontas is more appropriate.

  9. Kathy Kinsley says:

    Too bad Osama and Hussein are dead – they’d probably be invited if not…

  10. J.M. Heinrichs says:

    I think this is quite splendid and things are progressing very well. Soon, everyone will be lined up, primed for the War of the Worlds, and ready to ride off in all directions.

  11. nightfly says:

    Carter? Was Wendell Wilkie unavailable?

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