Ken Finds Some Ward Goodness I Missed
You’ve got to hand it to Ward; he’s got a set of brass ones (handsomely crafted by native craftsmen from indigenous materials, natch). Ken’s got the scoop on his latest venture. As each day goes by Ward is turning into Al Sharpton in buckskin (although, in his defense, Rev. Al actually is of minority extraction).
It’s a little known fact that the native craftsman were capable of transforming simple indigenous clays and herbs into brass before the evil, linear-thinking, white devils stole the recipe and claimed credit.
Possibly the best Chris Rock line of all time:
“Al Sharpton is a Reverend like Colonel Sanders is a war hero.”