Ken May Be A Little Short Cash This Month…

But with all his experience you’d think he’d at least wear it correctly

A 58-year-old man who fed pigeons wearing only a skimpy thong which was back to front has been fined £150.
Neighbours spotted David Batchelor in his street in Perth in the underwear which left his genitals partly exposed.
…When officers had turned up to investigate they found Batchelor still partially dressed and with his flimsy thong on the wrong way round.
…Batchelor claimed he had not seen anyone around, but then confessed he looked at everyone as they went past and the “schoolgirls were bonnie.”

Sad, really, how quickly our elders lose their grip…

6 Responses to “Ken May Be A Little Short Cash This Month…”

  1. Nah, thongs aren’t my style. Way uncomfortable. But Speedos are cool.

  2. The_Real_JeffS says:

    How did pigeons become your fixation, Ken? Or are they just an excuse for you to flaunt…..something?

  3. I take it you’ve never eaten squab?

  4. Kate P says:

    That article doesn’t mention what he was feeding the pigeons. Ewwww.

  5. ricki says:

    I’m more disturbed by the fact that the thong was on BACKWARDS.
    If a guy’s wearing a thong backwards, and it still fits, there’s something quite wrong there.

  6. The_Real_JeffS says:

    Good point, Ken. That’s a great way to get fresh meat on the fly!
    Just don’t get too, ummmmmm, attached to the wee beasties, m’kay?

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