Ken’s Finally Getting The Help
He needs
One of the world’s rarest otter is receiving help from a Scottish-based wildlife charity.
Ken, a male hairy-nosed otter, is the only one of his species to be kept legally in captivity (the exact charges have yet to be filed by the authorities).
Ken, seen here looking for shrimp, expressed his thanks in a statement to the press.
“What with all the spam I’ve had to deal with of late, I really appreciate these oysters. And shrimp. And Sierra Nevadas.
Especially the Sierras.”
*snort*
Gimme a brew, Bingley!
Yeah, Bingley, give Ken a break! There aren’t any horns on that critter.
My dear Jeff, you misunderstand me: that is in fact a photo of Ken himself, not one of his dalliances.
Bingley, old fellow! Thanks for blog-rolling me! A book of discount coupons for the purchase of products from Paco Enterprises is on the way!
Really, Mr. B? I never knew what he looked like. Thanks!