Kyoto Disaster Drives Kiwi Kwazy
That’s the only excuse I can think of for this rather sordid affair:
NZ bachelor on rabbit sex charge
13 August 2005
By LES KENNEDY
Sydney Morning Herald
SYDNEY: A man faced an Australian court yesterday charged with having sexual relations with a rabbit and the sadistic killing of 17 other rabbits whose carcasses were found dumped in a lane.
Brendan Francis McMahon, 36, North Sydney, appeared briefly before Central Local Court Magistrate Allan Moore yesterday charged with having allegedly committed the offences over the past three weeks.
McMahon, a New Zealand born finance company director, sat quietly in the dock during the hearing at which he was represented by barrister Doug Marr.
No plea was entered to a total of 21 charges laid by polcie against McMahon, a business partner with Jason Meares, the former brother-in-law of James Packer.
McMahon, who’s company website claims he is a former Bachelor of the Year winner, was arrested by detectives at a house in Tamarama early yesterday.
Now, ignoring the grammar foibles of the SMH (whose, not who’s and I’m not sure how many arrests the polcie make per year), I mean, couldn’t he find any hobbits in NZ? He had to go to Australia and abuse bunnies?
Must be a Carter fan.
Wow. Even Rick James once said “Super Freak is a song, not a lifestyle”, or something to that effect.
Which reminds me, I have to do a post about hunting in New Zealand soon.
Says something about the, um, endowments of NZ males if the best they can hope for is a rabbit that they have to buy.
Um, I would have suspected that most rabbit purchased is in, er, ready to cook form.
If you know what I mean.
Hunting in Kiwiland New Zealand
Spent the bulk of the day fixing the rear windows on the wife’s car. Buicks seem to be prone to power window issues. It took a long time mainly because I had to figure out how to get the damn…
Maybe this guy uses the on screen name of “Elmer Fudd”.
Eh eh eh eh eh! Be vewy vewy quiet!