Let Me See If I Understand

1) Rene has a husband in El Salvador.
2) Rene lives with her boyfriend in Houston.
3) Rene’s boyfriend cheats on her.
4) Rene cuts off his John Thomas* with a kitchen knife.
Relationships can be so complicated sometimes…
*The name has been changed to protect the delicate sensibilities of a certain blogger.

4 Responses to “Let Me See If I Understand”

  1. Ken Summers says:

    Should change her name to Bobbitt.
    Or maybe Hackett.

  2. Crusader says:

    How would that not wake him up is my question.

  3. Mr. Bingley says:

    Well, there is a way to test your theory, Crusader…

  4. Nightfly says:

    It doesn’t matter which name you use, Bings, I’m looking for my fainting couch – and not because people are talking about it.

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