Like I’m Gonna Believe Anything
…a guy with a name like THAT says.
Shark bites diver in the fjord
Odd Ingebretsen told Aftenposten.no on Wednesday that he was diving off Sjøstrand in Asker when he saw what he thought was a large, dead fish on the sea bottom.
“When I touched it, I realized quickly that it neither was dead nor an ordinary fish,” he said.
This is what bit diver Odd Ingebretsen.
~ PHOTO: KJETIL PALMQUIST
Shark in the fjord my akterspeilene.
Probably payback for all that lutefisk.
Trust me Jeff, lutefisk is payback for lutefisk. Freakin’ Scandinavians.
The shark was just pining for the fjords.
As do we all. Odd, isn’t it?
Years ago, the same guy wås bïtten by a møose, and it rëally hurt.
What wëre the Ødds?
He’s not dead, he’s just resting. He’s pining for the fjords.
“Shark bites diver in the fjord.”
When I read that, it sounded like code for something.
I’m slow. Can’t believe I didn’t think of this before now.
There’s a diver in the fjord
He’s swimming ’cause he’s bored
Take a long holiday
Watch the sharks at play
If you give a poke just right
Then that fish will take a bite
Of the diver in the fjord