Live in FEAR No Longer! A Quality of Life Issue

…brought to you as a public service announcement.

Fart Without Fear (FWF) provides regular recipes and FWF versions which provide substitutions for methionine- and cystine-packed ingredients. They rate each recipe on an odor index scale they created using a Boston Baked Beans recipe as a control. A small graphic of a rear-end indicates a food’s odor rating. Each recipe is given between one (least offensive) and five butts (most offensive).

Recipes of six butts or more are represented by a mushroom cloud.

Now when co-workers darkly threaten “somebody need to sew his ass shut“, you’ll know they have someone else in mind, and stay focused on the projects at hand.

That’s a real comfort in this age of downsizing.

3 Responses to “Live in FEAR No Longer! A Quality of Life Issue”

  1. Gary from Jersey says:

    1. Age-old submariner question finally answered.
    2. Check out the funniest fart scene ever. Gotta love Brits.

  2. mojo says:

    “…Tired of being known around the office as “Boomer”?

  3. JeffS says:

    I’ve never been in fear of farting. NEVER.

    And that submarine clip? That’s what happens after our family gatherings.

    Take that, you pathetic Earthlings!

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