Live in FEAR No Longer! A Quality of Life Issue
…brought to you as a public service announcement.
…Fart Without Fear (FWF) provides regular recipes and FWF versions which provide substitutions for methionine- and cystine-packed ingredients. They rate each recipe on an odor index scale they created using a Boston Baked Beans recipe as a control. A small graphic of a rear-end indicates a food’s odor rating. Each recipe is given between one (least offensive) and five butts (most offensive).
Recipes of six butts or more are represented by a mushroom cloud.
Now when co-workers darkly threaten “somebody need to sew his ass shut“, you’ll know they have someone else in mind, and stay focused on the projects at hand.
That’s a real comfort in this age of downsizing.
1. Age-old submariner question finally answered.
2. Check out the funniest fart scene ever. Gotta love Brits.
“…Tired of being known around the office as “Boomer”?
I’ve never been in fear of farting. NEVER.
And that submarine clip? That’s what happens after our family gatherings.
Take that, you pathetic Earthlings!