Long Island Wood

(with apologies to the Beatles)

I followed a girl
And I should say
She followed me
She DM’d a thong
I sent her good
Long Island Wood

I took a suave photo:
A tent in my gray BVDs
But I clicked the wrong button
And gave it a public release

I stood on the steps
Feisty and stiff
Facing the Press
Attack, Attack! was my plan
And then I clashed
With Dana Bash

She kept asking that question
Unwilling to give me a pass
But I wouldn’t answer
And called her producer an “ass”

And when I awoke
I was alone
Huma had flown
So I Tweeted “friends”
Isn’t it good
Long Island Wood

7 Responses to “Long Island Wood”

  1. tree hugging sister says:

    I wood SAY you owe apologies! 🙂

  2. major dad says:

    Stick a fork in that Weiner, he’s done.

  3. Donna D. says:

    OMG, I’ll never be able to listen to Norwegian Wood again!

  4. nightfly says:

    Hey, Lennon appreciated a good political critique; I think he’d be flattered. I’m laughing my ass off.

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  6. Don J says:

    No extra points for
    “dimension lumber” or what
    might obviously be “sap wood?”

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