Lurch Declares “Religion Matters”

…and then he kept talking.

…Secretary of State John Kerry said it was the United States’ Biblical “responsibility” to “confront climate change,” including to protect “vulnerable Muslim majority counties.”

4 Responses to “Lurch Declares “Religion Matters””

  1. Gunslinger says:

    Must be one of those previously unknown commandments such as “Thou shalt moor thy yacht in another state to avoideth taxes.”

  2. Mr. Bingley says:

    You know, they said that if I voted for Romney we’d get this Christianist government…

  3. JeffS says:

    Lurch is never finished with Teh Stoopid.

  4. nightfly says:

    Note carefully that the commandment is “another STATE.” To moor one’s entire business in another country is thus haram and shall verily spark the wrath of thine political betters (Cash Be Upon Them).

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