Maybe He Was Trying Out For A Food Network Show?
Or maybe it was for an episode of Iron Chef: tonight’s secret ingredients are Clams and Cocaine
A man is charged with drug offenses after Customs and Border Protection officials found cocaine-stuffed clams in his luggage at Washington Dulles International Airport, authorities said.
…CBP officers found the cocaine when Pocasangre Vaquiz was referred for a routine secondary inspection. Authorities found a black plastic bag filled with about 80 clams in his luggage. An officer opened one clam and saw that it concealed a cocaine baggie, authorities said. X-rays showed 14 other clams contained cocaine, according to CBP.
Authorities said the clams had been opened, stuffed with the cocaine baggies and glued closed.
I call this creation “Clams Lindsay Lohan.”
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September 8, 2011 2:53 pm
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He shelled out clams for the clams, and was netted for smuggling?
Dude should have stayed away from seafood.
Exactly, Jeff. Man, I’m confused. Certainly gives new meaning to “bi-valve”.
Or is it “BUY-valve”?
I hope that he used sand dollars to seal the deal, Sis.
Mmmmm… Nose candy on the half-shell.
The poor guy got things all backwards; you’re supposed to clam up AFTER the cops bust you.
80 clams? I’m sure they were souvenirs for the secretaries at work.
Pocasangre = little blood = that is a very strange name.
The guy tries to clear customs with clams in his suitcase!? Nothing conspicuous there, just move on. Maybe they were nestled in a hijab or something.