Maybe I Don’t Need A New Set Of Irons…
Maybe what I really need is a new set of heels
Immediately upon entering the Ryder Cup room at Chelsea Piers Golf Club Monday night, Christina Kim was the center of attention. Scratch that, her shoes were the center of attention. Four-inch Rene Caovilla stiletto heels with black burano lace, glittered in Swarovski crystal chains, to be exact.
A pair costs $1,000. It is the type of shoe you don’t wear outside. It is the type of shoe that is to be looked at, not touched.
It is the type of shoe that Kim — on a dare — stepped onto the driving range wearing that night and prepared to take a swing. Her book party hushed. She’s not really doing this, is she? Please don’t fall. Check that, please don’t ruin those shoes!
Kim ripped the drive straight down the middle and off the back of the net, 200 yards away.
And then for good measure, she did it again. Twice.
And a black dress.
I really need a short black dress.
Fun | Mr. Bingley | 
May 21, 2010 11:31 am
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I really need a short black dress.
Getting tired of kilts, Mr. B?
And a pretty cool swing, to boot!
Er, to shoe, I should say.
The wool gets a little hot and scratchy in the summer, y’know.
I highly recommend getting one of these –
http://www.utilikilts.com/
Look at the beer carrying capacity!
Anyone else see the ratings potential here? LPGA events would pass PGA events like Secretariat passed the field at the Belmont.
Look at the beer carrying capacity!
Clearly, short black dresses and utilikilts hold vastly different ratings on the Attractiveness Scale™. Unless Mr. Bingley is wearing either one. Whereupon the Bleah Factor™ takes over.
Anyone else see the ratings potential here?
Rob, that’s a great idea! Especially if the greens just happen to have a mud hole or two……
She’s lit.
Trying ever so hard not to visualize the Bingster getting down to read a putt in one of those hot little numbers.
/shuddering in Tucson