Maybe Tom Cruise Will Testify For Him

Scott Krause’s defense will argue that the defendant believed he was trying to escape man-eating subterranean beings when he ran into Drew Reynolds’ truck on Jan. 6, 2004.

Uh, ok.

In three court-ordered evaluations, the defendant stated he was fleeing subterranean beings he called “hemadrones” when he carjacked a commercial vehicle near a Nevada City, Calif., gas station and then crashed into Reynolds’ service vehicle.
“Everything had to do with his escape from the hemadrones,” said Nevada County District Attorney Michael Ferguson. “According to the defendant, he wasFkF afraid they were going to put him in cargo and ship him to China to be eaten.”

Sounds like a guy for the Scientologists.

categories People | | datetime June 28, 2005 1:15 pm

4 Responses to “Maybe Tom Cruise Will Testify For Him”

  1. Ken Summers says:
    June 28, 2005 at 2:58 pm

    Idiot headline writer. Subterranean beings are NOT aliens. They are undocumented Americans.

  2. Ken Summers says:
    June 28, 2005 at 3:07 pm

    Heh. I just now saw Jeff Soyer’s take on it: “No comment from Michael Jackson…”

  3. tree hugging sister says:
    June 28, 2005 at 3:29 pm

    Film at 11

  4. Mr. Bingley says:
    June 28, 2005 at 4:16 pm

    Hehheh.

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