Mayor Noggin’s Brilliant New Plan

Get The F@$# Out

NEW ORLEANS – Mayor Ray Nagin unveiled a new evacuation strategy for New Orleans on Tuesday that relies more on buses and trains and eliminates the Superdome and Convention Center as shelters.*
“There will be no shelter of last resort,” Nagin declared.

*Our inside sources indicate that Katrina eliminated the Superdome and Convention Center as shelters, but we quibble.

4 Responses to “Mayor Noggin’s Brilliant New Plan”

  1. Hahahaha! I just heard his spiel on NPR and thought that very caption! What a hoot. But he’s promising to control looters…

  2. By promising to control them, that means he has control over them? “Looters, cleanup on Aisle Seven!”

  3. “We already did that!”
    “Oh, sh*t! I thought you said clean OUT.”

  4. Ken Summers says:

    Well. Doesn’t that float your boat.

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