Mayor Noggin’s Brilliant New Plan

Get The F@$# Out

NEW ORLEANS – Mayor Ray Nagin unveiled a new evacuation strategy for New Orleans on Tuesday that relies more on buses and trains and eliminates the Superdome and Convention Center as shelters.*
“There will be no shelter of last resort,” Nagin declared.

*Our inside sources indicate that Katrina eliminated the Superdome and Convention Center as shelters, but we quibble.

4 Responses to “Mayor Noggin’s Brilliant New Plan”

1. tree hugging sister says:

   May 2, 2006 at 4:01 pm

   Hahahaha! I just heard his spiel on NPR and thought that very caption! What a hoot. But he’s promising to control looters…

2. -keith in silicon valley says:

   May 2, 2006 at 6:01 pm

   By promising to control them, that means he has control over them? “Looters, cleanup on Aisle Seven!”

3. tree hugging sister says:

   May 2, 2006 at 6:05 pm

   “We already did that!”
   “Oh, sh*t! I thought you said clean OUT.”

4. Ken Summers says:

   May 2, 2006 at 7:25 pm

   Well. Doesn’t that float your boat.