Michelin Obama

All-season radials are so slimming…

of course, by posting this I’ll be accused of bias ply.

(shamelessly stolen from that Jammie Wearing Fool)

16 Responses to “Michelin Obama”

1. Skyler says:

   November 12, 2009 at 8:18 am

   1. I wonder if those guys thought they’d be doing personal servitude by holding umbrellas for women without even any legal role in our government.

   2. Is wearing a belt on your ribcage some kind of new communist symbol, like a beret or a raised fist? She seems to do it a lot, and it doesnt’ look good.

   3. Those boots do not fit the proper jack boot standards. She got ripped off.

2. JeffS says:

   November 12, 2009 at 8:32 am

   If she’s going to wear that belt, she shouldn’t forget the cape and mask.

3. Dave E. says:

   November 12, 2009 at 9:20 am

   What is that thing? I suppose I should tread lightly here, but she looks like she is waiting for the short bus.

4. tree hugging sister says:

   November 12, 2009 at 9:24 am

   To quote yet another favorite movie:

   “Dear God! What is that THING?!?!?!”

   The belt obsession is REALLY starting to concern me. if i thought she had ANY sense of the impish, I might believe she was seeing how far she could push her faux “fashion icon” status in all its fawning hilarity.

   But I’m pretty convinced “impish” isn’t part of her personality (or lack there of) profile.

5. tree hugging sister says:

   November 12, 2009 at 9:25 am

   Makes you ask, “Really? Do the buttons not work?”

6. Cullen says:

   November 12, 2009 at 9:33 am

   Michelle-onator: LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, Mean Gene, NO ONE CAN WREST THIS BELT AWAY FROM ME! I EARNED THIS WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP THE HARD WAY!

   Hillary? I’ll see you at No Way Out. In the cage!

7. nightfly says:

   November 12, 2009 at 9:53 am

   HAHAHAHAHA, Cullen.

   “Wait….wait! What’s that? Good God, that’s Sarah Palin’s music!!!!!! Noooooooo! Nooooooo!”

8. Suzette says:

   November 12, 2009 at 10:05 am

   What a vision. From the looks of that protruding belly, you know it’s counterbalanced by an equally protruding butt. Combine that with the shape of her feets in those boots and all I can say is “Quack Quack!”

9. tree hugging sister says:

   November 12, 2009 at 10:16 am

   You know, Kcruella and I have a saying from many, MANY years ago:

   “I want her mirror.”

   It started when we’d see WM’s heading out the barracks door for a big night on the town, dressed, well…abominable/ghastly/Dear God!…you get the drift. And HER mirror told her it was okay to go out like that(!), where OUR mirror would have been screaming, “Are you f*cking OUT OF YOUR MIND?!?!?!”

   Michelle must have the kinder, gentler mirror.

   (And they said W was isolated from reality…)

10. NJ Sue says:

    November 12, 2009 at 10:48 am

    I actually rather like the coat and the boots. If she’d worn a black sheath under the coat and ditched the belt, I’d be happier.

11. tree hugging sister says:

    November 12, 2009 at 11:27 am

    (The coat’s fantastic. J. Crew in, I’m assuming, last year’s color.)

12. Gary from Jersey says:

    November 12, 2009 at 12:48 pm

    Fantastic coat? It looks like a cheap kitchen countertop some kid rode over on his bike.

    Hoosier daddy, Michelle? This is not a good year for fashion, but tread lightly because over-inflated egos will accuse you of racism.

13. major dad says:

    November 12, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    It does look like Formica Gary but watch that Hoosier stuff.

14. Retread says:

    November 12, 2009 at 4:19 pm

    One of Jammie’s commenters pointed out it looked more like a pipe clamp than a belt. Another cautioned her not to loosen it, lest she start to leak.

15. Gary from Jersey says:

    November 13, 2009 at 10:35 am

    Hoosier tires, Major Dad. Honest.

16. Julie says:

    November 15, 2009 at 9:39 pm

    She makes Queen Elizabeth look stylin’.