My Earth Day Plan
In honor of Earth Day I told my bride I was picking up a big steak to grill, because something needs to die.
And I think I’ll have some rice grown in the San Joaquin Valley as a side.
And I’m going to wash it down with this, because I reckon that a distillery has got to be a lot less Earth Day-esque than a vineyard.
Please post your plans below.
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April 22, 2005 12:32 pm
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argh. scotch link fixed.
Two huge Angus filets to be consumed by the raptors in our household.
And some lovely baby red buhdaydohs.
Two huge Angus filets
Well, that explains the limping Scots I saw at lunch…
I tink ye’ve scotch on da brain. Only YOUR scotch will make you limp. Or limper, as the case may be.
Nay lassie, it carries me up to the Highlands. It keeps the Piper pipin’. Or I fall asleep.
I’ve already had my lunch at Hayashi’s Japanese restaurant (stir-fry beef and sweet onions with a seven piece sushi combo and a glass of iced tea.) Tonight, I’m teaming up with some friends and checking out a ten o’clock screening of Kung Fu Hustle. After that, I’ll polish off my bottle of Cabo Wabo tequila and burn my eyeballs out on some videos.
So far, it’s been a great birthday for me. Fuck Earth day, it’s MY day (I came into being two years before this hippie encrusted Earth day crap anyway.)
Happy Birthday Guns!
I’m wearing my t-shirt in your honor…and I’ll raise a few pints as well!
Thank ya kindly!
I’ll just munch away as usual, courtesy of the KBR contract. Hey, it’s all about the oil, doncha know??!?!?!?!