My Gift For My Bride

Despite the false and scurrilous rumors that some people to spread, I am quite the romantic.
To prove it, I had a lovely present sitting in the garage waiting for my beloved bride when she came back from an errand today, with a nice little red bow on top…

An electric power washer!

It just broke my heart to see her scraping the deck last year…

15 Responses to “My Gift For My Bride”

  1. Will you blog again once the stitches come out?

  2. I hope it was this stylish model with the vaguely “racing” yellow and black color scheme.

  3. But, then again, I hope she hurts you anyway.

  4. The_Real_JeffS says:

    Maybe Mr. Bingley needs a good spring cleaning….

  5. Mr. Bingley says:

    Actually, the picture is the model I bought her. I think she’ll look quite stylish cleaning the concrete and stripping the stain before she re-applies it.

  6. Rob says:

    Give her a rolling pin next year. I dare ya.

  7. He does need to replace the one she had

  8. Mr. Bingley says:

    Rolling pins don’t get a lot of use at our house; Rolling Rocks, on the other hand…

  9. Dan Collins says:

    Nothing like my Rumanian friend, Mircea, who bought his (errrrr) ex-wife a used Thigh-Master he found at Salvation Army for her birthday, once.

  10. Mr. Bingley says:

    Maybe he already knew the marriage was on its last legs, Dan.

  11. The_Real_JeffS says:

    What, he was muscling her out of the marriage?

  12. Mr. Bingley says:

    We can work it out…

  13. Dan Collins says:

    Honey, you’d better have buns of steel, cuz I’m gonna kick your ass!

  14. An electric power washer!

    Wouldn’t a SuperSoaker have been cheaper?

  15. Mr. Bingley says:

    It would have, but I got the Little Lady what she wanted.
    That’s the kind of guy I am.

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