My Mother Used to Tie a Beer Around My Neck

…to get people to talk to me…

10 Responses to “My Mother Used to Tie a Beer Around My Neck”

1. Gunslinger says:

   August 14, 2012 at 11:31 pm

   Ooooh! Mister generous buys ten Bud Lights for that ‘massive’ crowd. He just might have to skip his next plate of Wagyu Beef.

   What a preening ass.

2. JeffS says:

   August 15, 2012 at 12:16 am

   Of course, Obama didn’t buy the beer out of his own pocket. That comes under the category of “campaign expenses”, which means some stupid schmuck paid for those beers through a cash donation.

3. Jim C says:

   August 15, 2012 at 2:00 am

   Didn’t you hear him? He was buying a beer for everyone that was going to vote for him…and he had 4 left over.

4. Mr. Bingley says:

   August 15, 2012 at 6:16 am

   …but since it was a Schaefer, Sis, no one ever did.

5. Skyler says:

   August 15, 2012 at 8:33 am

   I typed up a LNG comment but my iPad ate it. Not going to type it again. I’ll just say that he looks pathetic.

6. Skyler says:

   August 15, 2012 at 8:34 am

   Long. Not LNG. I’m hating my iPad right now.

7. aelfheld says:

   August 15, 2012 at 1:03 pm

   Better a beer tied around your neck, THS, than Obama tied around ours.

8. nightfly says:

   August 15, 2012 at 2:08 pm

   Thing is, he was going to buy a few brews, a couple of salted pretzels, and then multiply them for the masses. The stupid masses were all off doing something important, though, the ungrateful bitter clingers.

9. aelfheld says:

   August 15, 2012 at 5:24 pm

   Nightfly, Obama would execute the miracle of loaves and fishes in reverse, turning abundance into scarcity. He’s had three and a half years practice in doing just that after all.

10. nightfly says:

    August 16, 2012 at 12:58 am

    Yup, aelfheld. Perception, meet reality…