Miley Cyrus, Take Note

Actual on-stage pornography at the VMAs gets you lots of publicity and some well-deserved scorn.

Rumors of pornography in North Korea gets you an appointment with the wrong end of a machine gun

Hyon Song-wol, a singer, rumoured to be a former lover of the North Korean leader, is said to have been arrested on Aug 17 with 11 others for violating laws against pornography.

The reports in South Korea’s Chosun Ilbo newspaper indicate that Hyon, a singer with the Unhasu Orchestra, was among those arrested on August 17 for violating domestic laws on pornography.

All 12 were machine-gunned three days later, with other members of North Korea’s most famous pop groups and their immediate families forced to watch. The onlookers were then sent to prison camps, victims of the regime’s assumption of guilt by association, the reports stated.

“They were executed with machine guns while the key members of the Unhasu Orchestra, Wangjaesan Light Band and Moranbong Band as well as the families of the victims looked on,” said a Chinese source reported in the newspaper.

Here’s the Moranbong Band, who got to watch the execution and then were imprisoned themselves

What a horrible, soul-sucking place North Korea is.

9 Responses to “Miley Cyrus, Take Note”

  1. JeffS says:

    Naturally, Dennis Rodham, not to mention other totalitarian loving decadent a**holes, is unavailable for comment.

  2. JeffS says:

    Dennis Rodman, I mean.

  3. Mr. Bingley says:

    Hehe, I like that Jeff!

    oh, and I guess I spelled her name wrong.

  4. JeffS says:

    I doubt she remembers how to spell her name, Mr. B, so I wouldn’t sweat it.

  5. Mr. Bingley says:

    Oddly enough, an anagram for “Miley Cyrus” is “Cry Ye I Slum”

  6. Dr Alice says:

    My first thought was “Well, that’s ONE way to get rid of an ex…” but truly, this is horrible. There has been speculation that politics were involved, as normally pr0n in N Korea would only get you sent to prison camp. But who really knows.

  7. BlackDog says:

    Maybe Kim was afraid she would disclose that his widget is small.

  8. Greg Newsom says:

    A great lie has been put onto
    the world since 1990. That is that Communism is dead. It’s not.
    At least 25% of the world still live under it.Russia seems to reverting back to it recently, also.Lies, my friends. It is doing well. I think Obama is glad, too.

  9. Michael Lonie says:

    I think Russia is reverting to Tsardom. Tsar Vlad the Empoisoner is channelling Tsar Ivan Grozny. That’s bad enough, of course.

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