New MSM Definition: “Jitters”

“Jitters” is defined as “feelings which cause one to hop in an SUV and run down Jews.”
See? Isn’t that simple? No jihad here folks, move right along.
Of course, we get the required “He is a very good person. He is not like that. What’s wrong with him?” from the AP report.
I’m sure the NYT will have a story today telling us about “Young Omeed, known as a quiet man with a quick, warm smile, who often was seen helping kittens out of trees.”

One Response to “New MSM Definition: “Jitters””

1. Nightfly says:

   August 30, 2006 at 2:17 pm

   Does it count as helping kittens out of trees if one hits the trees with your SUV to knock them loose?