Ninety Grand in Every Freezer

…and two chickens in every pot!

Supporters of a Democratic congressman charged with bribery and money laundering harkened to their civil rights days on Wednesday as they denounced the allegations against U.S. Rep. William Jefferson.
The group, including ministers and the president of the local chapter of the NAACP, alleged the 16-count corruption indictment was the work of a Republican White House and Justice Department scheming to target black Democratic leaders and shift attention from legal troubles of Republican congressmen.
When it’s all over, Bill Jefferson will stand up like Booker T. Washington and George Washington Carver. He will stand up in the South and he will be victorious,” said the Rev. Samson “Skip” Alexander.

I’m getting my Ouigi Board warmed up now, because something tells me old Booker T. gonna have sumpthin’ to say just as soon’s he stops spinning.

5 Responses to “Ninety Grand in Every Freezer”

  1. Gunslinger says:

    Sounds like Rev. Samson’s been dipping into the sacramental wine a bit too much.

  2. The_Real_JeffS says:

    It costs $90 grand and two chickens to buy a Democratic vote? Bush ought to offer $200 grand and a side of beef!
    Let the bidding wars begin!

  3. Skul says:

    I’ll settle for a pig in the cooler. Oh, wait, I just got one this morning.
    Talk about pork!?

  4. Skul says:

    Oops, forgot. Need a wine with wild pig, any ideas? Slow grilled. Spuds, carrots, onion etc.

  5. Mr. Bingley says:

    Hmm, I would have a nice zinfandel, Skul.
    Of course, these days that’s my default position for just about every meal.

Image | WordPress Themes