Not Quite How They Hoped To Get Screwed
And probably a little more than they deserve
A couple’s ill-concealed sexual play aboard a Southwest Airlines flight from Los Angeles got them charged with violating the Patriot Act, intended for terrorist acts, and could land them in jail for 20 years.
According to their indictment, Carl Persing and Dawn Sewell were allegedly snuggling and kissing inappropriately, “making other passengers uncomfortable,” when a flight attendant asked them to stop.
“Persing was observed nuzzling or kissing Sewell on the neck, and … with his face pressed against Sewell’s vaginal area. During these actions, Sewell was observed smiling,” reads the indictment filed by the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
On a second warning from the flight attendant, Persing snapped back threatening the flight attendant with “serious consequences” if he did not leave them alone.
Bad idea, Romeo.
They have been placed under legal surveillance until their trial on February 5. If found guilty, they both could be sent to jail for up to 20 years.
I am so sick of people doing all this canoodling in public, and then they get all pissy when someone points out it’s rather…inappropriate and perhaps they should get a room somewhere.
People | tree hugging sister | 
November 15, 2006 6:56 am
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The worst part is that this jerk-off is claiming that he was only trying to lay his head in her lap to sleep. Uh-huh. I think people can pretty readily tell the difference between napping and foreplay.