Not Satisfied With Crashing The US Economy…

Obama has arranged for our own satellite to hit us too

A huge, dead satellite tumbling to Earth is falling slower than expected, and may now plummet down somewhere over the United States tonight or early Saturday, despite forecasts that it would miss North America entirely, NASA officials now say.

Just perfect.

5 Responses to “Not Satisfied With Crashing The US Economy…”

  1. aelfheld says:

    Do we get to vote on who it hits?

  2. JeffS says:

    “Crashing With The Stars!”

  3. aelfheld says:

    Is picking up satellite debris a ‘shovel-ready job’?

  4. Mike says:

    Now NASA says they don’t even know where the debris hit.

    They can’t model a single satellite falling through the atmosphere, but they want us to trust them to model the entire global climate. What a joke.

  5. Mr. Bingley says:

    It’s a CLIMATE CRISIS, Mike.

    Or something like that.

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