Not to be Outdone By Your Average Celebrity

…dodging into rehab, good ol’ boy Mark Foley is now also claiming he was…dumdumdum DUMB

UPDATE: By a member of the CLERGY

Two THREE image makeover standards down.
What’s next on the People Magazine ‘rehab’/be-a-victim-your-ownself list?

…Rep. Peter King, R-N.Y., a former colleague, said on Fox News Channel: “I don’t buy this at all. I think this is a phony defense. The fact is, I think he’s responsible for what he did here and I think it’s a gimmick.”

Oh, where’s the love?

8 Responses to “Not to be Outdone By Your Average Celebrity”

  1. Kcruella says:

    He already blamed alcohol and abuse. I guessing he’s going to find God next.

  2. Nightfly says:

    Terrific strategy, dirt bag – blame the church. Oh, and how about this:
    “Mark Foley wants you to know he is a gay man,” Roth told reporters in Florida…
    NO WAY!

  3. Tainted Bill says:

    It gets worse, he’s friendly with the Super Adventure Club.

  4. Clergy? Oh, jump on the fucking fad bandwagon, jerk.

  5. major dad says:

    News is saying he was an Alter Boy and attended a Catholic High School. Of course he is making no excuses according to his lawyer and never had sex with any minors. Wondering what alcohol use has to do with this. I’ll bet we know the name of the “clergy” real soon.

  6. The_Real_JeffS says:

    Some people just don’t know when to shut up.

  7. I feel like we need a carnival barker here:

    “Grab yer ‘scuses!! GRAB YER BIG, FAT EXCUSES right here, folks!! Step right up and get yer victim card!! Hurray, hurray, hurray!!”

  8. Hmmm…I just thought of this. Maybe he’ll get the diocese to pay his legal bills this way.

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