Noted Tax Cheat: “If I Bankrupt Us It’s Your Fault”
Happy Tax Day! To celebrate, here’s some Enlightened Wisdom from Noted Tax Cheat Tim Geithner, who helpfully explains to you rubes taxpayers that if he bounces a check it’s your fault
Treasury Secretary and Noted Tax Cheat Timothy Geithner on Thursday told Republican lawmakers that they would shoulder the blame if the country got too close to defaulting on its debt and roiled markets worldwide by not approving a debt limit increase.
In yet another warning about the perils of not allowing the U.S. to borrow more to fund spending already approved by Congress, Noted Tax Cheat Geithner said it would be deeply irresponsible for lawmakers to use debt limit negotiations for political gains as that is traditionally the bailiwick of the President.
…”(Lawmakers) will say there’s leverage in it, we can advance it. But that would be deeply irresponsible and they will own the risk, and we’re trying very hard to get the Chinese to own our risk” Noted Tax Cheat Geithner said. (edited for clarity)
Sell dollars, buy yuan.
Yuan and Pablo and Jose!
Yuan away as fast as you can!!!!!
I’ve got a yen for Yuan, mostly due to his sterling reputation. And to be franc, he doesn’t punt, which is a mark in his favor. Should I feel bad that I peso little for all he does?
Lek it or not, Yuan is surrounded by powerful Krones.
I’d be a little lira of them, Ave. Everywhere they go they leave just a pile of ruble in their wake.
Now I have to think what I’ll have for dinar tonight.
Small bites and keep the peso chewing steady. You always rush.
Or ~ with that gorgeous wife of yours?! Why doncha dollar up and take her out, tightwad?
Or grill up some crispy Guinea hen in Leu of chicken.
You guys…Not one snarky comment on the little weasle Geithner?
Now there is yuan.
Noted Tax Cheat Hermey is beyond parody or snark, md.
That’s a Real shame.
OK. You pounded that home. You can rand along now.
Let me be franc, enough is enough.
Then I guess you want me to Taka hike.
This whole thread definitely gelts the lily. I get the cents that euro pun on anything.