Nothing Says “Home”

…like New Jersey. Weird how Mr. Summers notices these things ~ almost as if he had a sixth goat sense or something.
UPDATE: RATS!! They changed the track. Bingley must have scared her off course. Now it’s Brunswick instead of Bayonne. Blast it all!

12 Responses to “Nothing Says “Home””

  1. Emily says:

    That’s because goat sense is transmittable by osmosis.

  2. Mr. Bingley says:

    It’s the other transmittable things that Ken gets from them that worry me.

  3. Mr. Bingley says:

    almost as if he had a sixth goat sense
    As in “Ken’s just had his sixth goat since Tuesday…”

  4. Cullen says:

    Well, that is why we wear the chemical suits around him.

  5. Mr. Bingley says:

    Good point, Cullen.

  6. Emily says:

    We’re supposed to wear chemical suits?!?!?! I didn’t and I’ve been in the same room as Ken! My god, do I need to go get the Silkwood treatment?

  7. Cullen says:

    huh-huh … you said ‘wood treatment.

  8. Mr. Summers likes to leave things un-feta’d.

  9. Emily says:

    Quit making jokes here, Beavis! I could start glowing at any minute!

  10. Ken Summers says:

    Jeez, doesn’t anyone here understand the difference between chemical, radiological, and biological contamination?

  11. Emily says:

    It’s not that we don’t understand, we’re just not taking any chances and assuming you’re capable of spreading all three.

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