Nothing Says “Home”

…like New Jersey. Weird how Mr. Summers notices these things ~ almost as if he had a sixth goat sense or something.
UPDATE: RATS!! They changed the track. Bingley must have scared her off course. Now it’s Brunswick instead of Bayonne. Blast it all!

12 Responses to “Nothing Says “Home””

1. Mr. Bingley says:

   January 5, 2006 at 11:49 am

   Come to Papa!

2. Emily says:

   January 5, 2006 at 12:05 pm

   That’s because goat sense is transmittable by osmosis.

3. Mr. Bingley says:

   January 5, 2006 at 12:39 pm

   It’s the other transmittable things that Ken gets from them that worry me.

4. Mr. Bingley says:

   January 5, 2006 at 12:41 pm

   almost as if he had a sixth goat sense
   As in “Ken’s just had his sixth goat since Tuesday…”

5. Cullen says:

   January 5, 2006 at 1:16 pm

   Well, that is why we wear the chemical suits around him.

6. Mr. Bingley says:

   January 5, 2006 at 2:21 pm

   Good point, Cullen.

7. Emily says:

   January 5, 2006 at 2:48 pm

   We’re supposed to wear chemical suits?!?!?! I didn’t and I’ve been in the same room as Ken! My god, do I need to go get the Silkwood treatment?

8. Cullen says:

   January 5, 2006 at 2:51 pm

   huh-huh … you said ‘wood treatment.

9. tree hugging sister says:

   January 5, 2006 at 2:56 pm

   Mr. Summers likes to leave things un-feta’d.

10. Emily says:

    January 5, 2006 at 3:10 pm

    Quit making jokes here, Beavis! I could start glowing at any minute!

11. Ken Summers says:

    January 5, 2006 at 4:47 pm

    Jeez, doesn’t anyone here understand the difference between chemical, radiological, and biological contamination?
    Ahem.

12. Emily says:

    January 5, 2006 at 4:57 pm

    It’s not that we don’t understand, we’re just not taking any chances and assuming you’re capable of spreading all three.