Now, I Know Lorena Ochoa Is Good

…but she ain’t this good

But Ochoa returned last spring and chased down Norway’s Suzann Pettersen with four birdies in the final three holes, a victory that springboarded her to the No. 1 ranking last April.

Even Tiger couldn’t do that.
Chuck Norris, of course, has done it several times.

4 Responses to “Now, I Know Lorena Ochoa Is Good”

  1. nightfly says:

    Of course he can. When Chuck Norris is two under par for a hole, it’s called a double-birdie, because Chuck Norris doesn’t shoot eagles. EVER. He will, however, shoot any announcer who says he does.

  2. The_Real_JeffS says:

    I believe that Chuck Norris shoots a hole in one on every leg. Or he shoots the game officials.

  3. Dave J says:

    What do you mean, “or,” Jeff? You say that like the two are mutually exclusive.

  4. The_Real_JeffS says:

    Good point, Dave.
    My apologies, Mr. Norris. Please forgive me.

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