Now, I Know Lorena Ochoa Is Good
…but she ain’t this good
But Ochoa returned last spring and chased down Norway’s Suzann Pettersen with four birdies in the final three holes, a victory that springboarded her to the No. 1 ranking last April.
Even Tiger couldn’t do that.
Chuck Norris, of course, has done it several times.
Of course he can. When Chuck Norris is two under par for a hole, it’s called a double-birdie, because Chuck Norris doesn’t shoot eagles. EVER. He will, however, shoot any announcer who says he does.
I believe that Chuck Norris shoots a hole in one on every leg. Or he shoots the game officials.
What do you mean, “or,” Jeff? You say that like the two are mutually exclusive.
Good point, Dave.
My apologies, Mr. Norris. Please forgive me.