Now THAT’S a HEFTY Bag
“While we have not definitively put this interesting little picture to bed, there is considerable thought that it is just a plastic bag that came from somewhere and got loose,” Hale said.
New Jersey finds a new dump for medical waste, cleverly timing it’s release to coincide with bits and pieces floating off the space shuttle. Director George Lucas is incensed and filing a lawsuit. Lucas is claiming the new disposal plan (devised during a clandestine ‘Space Slut Invaders’ party at a Garden State Parkway reststop during the previous administration) infringes on his copyright for “The Empire Strikes Back”, in which the Millenium Falcon drifts off with the Imperial trash.
Former N.J. Gov. McGreevey is on a torrid truck-stop trysts book tour and unavailable for comment.
– On Uranus, Space Cadet T.H. Sister reporting for TPI ©2006.
I’ve got a bad feeling about this…
…Space Cadet T.H. Sister…
Going after the Dunkin’ Donuts, eh?
I’m nothing if not focused, Jeff.
Well, I hope the glazing survives the vacuum of space.
Former N.J. Gov. McGreevey is on a torrid truck-stop trysts book tour and unavailable for comment.
In today’s Newark Star-Ledger, the headline for his New York stop/Oprah interview was: “McGreevey: Goodbye to Spotlight.”
Faster, please.