Now THAT’S a HEFTY Bag

“While we have not definitively put this interesting little picture to bed, there is considerable thought that it is just a plastic bag that came from somewhere and got loose,” Hale said.

New Jersey finds a new dump for medical waste, cleverly timing it’s release to coincide with bits and pieces floating off the space shuttle. Director George Lucas is incensed and filing a lawsuit. Lucas is claiming the new disposal plan (devised during a clandestine ‘Space Slut Invaders’ party at a Garden State Parkway reststop during the previous administration) infringes on his copyright for “The Empire Strikes Back”, in which the Millenium Falcon drifts off with the Imperial trash.

Former N.J. Gov. McGreevey is on a torrid truck-stop trysts book tour and unavailable for comment.
– On Uranus, Space Cadet T.H. Sister reporting for TPI ©2006.

5 Responses to “Now THAT’S a HEFTY Bag”

1. Mr. Bingley says:

   September 20, 2006 at 2:54 pm

   I’ve got a bad feeling about this…

2. The_Real_JeffS says:

   September 20, 2006 at 3:01 pm

   …Space Cadet T.H. Sister…
   Going after the Dunkin’ Donuts, eh?

3. tree hugging sister says:

   September 20, 2006 at 3:33 pm

   I’m nothing if not focused, Jeff.

4. The_Real_JeffS says:

   September 20, 2006 at 5:00 pm

   Well, I hope the glazing survives the vacuum of space.

5. Nightfly says:

   September 20, 2006 at 5:16 pm

   Former N.J. Gov. McGreevey is on a torrid truck-stop trysts book tour and unavailable for comment.
   In today’s Newark Star-Ledger, the headline for his New York stop/Oprah interview was: “McGreevey: Goodbye to Spotlight.”
   Faster, please.