Oh, Act Like a Man, For God’s Sake

Palmeiro reportedly blames teammate for ’roid
Orioles star tells arbitration panel name of player who gave him substance
Baltimore Orioles slugger Rafael Palmeiro, who was suspended earlier this season for a positive steroid test, told a baseball arbitration panel that a teammate gave him an unknown substance, the Baltimore Sun reported Thursday, citing two unnamed sources.
Palmeiro named the teammate to the arbitration panel, the Sun reported, citing one of the sources, but apparently did not link the substance to his positive steroid test.

HE made me do it!” doesn’t begin to cut it when you’re 41 years old and a gazillionaire, who made his fame and fortune playing a game. We should all be so blessed. I talked to the guy that hooked him up. He says it was cough medicine and I’ve no reason to doubt him, not being an ‘ulterior motive’ kinda guy. So act like a man and STFU already, you whiney cheater.
UPDATE: Pffft. The Orioles finally say SEE YA!!

BALTIMORE – Rafael Palmeiro’s tumultuous season came to an end Friday when the Baltimore Orioles, tired of the distraction stemming from his suspension for steroids, told him he was no longer welcome on the team.

5 Responses to “Oh, Act Like a Man, For God’s Sake”

  1. Mr. Bingley says:

    Dude, you’re a spokesman for Viagra, and we assume a consumer of same, because your bratwurst is now a cocktail frank, and we are supposed to believe that someone slipped you a micky?

  2. Nightfly says:

    He was the victim of an scientific experiment from a mad GENIUS boy inventor.

  3. The Real JeffS says:

    Awwww, the poor guy is just a poor, little ol’ VICTIM, doncha know?
    C’mon, give him some sympathy and compassion! Show him your Compassionate Head Tilt(TM)!!!

  4. Nightfly says:

    Nice. I tried to mail you about 6 o’clock with word that he was rumored to have ratted out Tejada… no go (thanks aol!), but glad you were on this.

  5. (Oh well, pooh! And I live for your emails.)
    Isn’t he the sorriest creature? Jeesh.

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