Oh, Bingley Went to Scotland and Did He Lie

Uh-huh! Uh-huh!

A revolution is afoot at one of Scotland’s most venerable kilt-makers: Among traditional tartans there are hip versions in denim, camouflage, leather and, for the adventurous, see-through pink plastic.

So where’d ya hide that wee, duty frae number, little man? I knew it couldna been all aboot ‘the castle’. Whilst there be reams a’ foine advice aboot dealin’ wi’ the odd looks ye get, once in a wee while moit ye nae ken the tender feelin’s a’ yer bride? An’ moind the sensibilities a’ the general public wot’s got ta luck at ye?
A warm Swill salute to marc for exposing this travesty.
UPDATE: Of course, there are worse things, fashionwise.

A MOBILE phone thief who wore an offensive T-shirt in court escaped a contempt rap yesterday.
Christopher Davidson, 18, was sent from the dock for wearing the top containing the phrase:
Read this while I check out your t*ts.

Via Fark

4 Responses to “Oh, Bingley Went to Scotland and Did He Lie”

  1. Nightfly says:

    I’m too sexy for my kilt.

  2. Annalucia says:

    Good Lord, is that Arnold Vosloo?

  3. Hey Annalucia! UM…I don’t know. You tell me.

  4. Cindermutha says:

    Ok, that has moved from kilt to miniskirt. Scary.

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