Oh! I’m Gonna Hire a Wino

…to decorate my throne.

King Tut Drank Red Wine, Researcher Says

(Apologies to David Frizzell.)

7 Responses to “Oh! I’m Gonna Hire a Wino”

1. Mr. Bingley says:

   October 26, 2005 at 3:31 pm

   Chateauneuf de Tut?

2. Ken Summers says:

   October 26, 2005 at 3:38 pm

   Muscatut

3. Ken Summers says:

   October 26, 2005 at 3:40 pm

   Sis, I’m trying a little experiment. If this product comment is accepted, go ahead and delete the products comment.

4. Ken Summers says:

   October 26, 2005 at 3:54 pm

   From the winery of Ernest and Julio Akhnaton.

5. Ken Summers says:

   October 26, 2005 at 3:54 pm

   We will sell no wine before it’s mummified.

6. tree hugging sister says:

   October 26, 2005 at 4:02 pm

   “Vile Nile Red from Kings Valley”

7. Nightfly says:

   October 26, 2005 at 6:15 pm

   When he was a young boy
   He’d never thought he’d see
   People giving wine
   To the boy king
   King Tut!
   How’d he get so drunky?
   King Tut!
   Boozed up by his flunkies
   Born in old St. Looie
   Pledged to Cuppa Brewski
   King Tut!