Oh! I’m Gonna Hire a Wino

…to decorate my throne.

King Tut Drank Red Wine, Researcher Says

(Apologies to David Frizzell.)

7 Responses to “Oh! I’m Gonna Hire a Wino”

  1. Mr. Bingley says:

    Chateauneuf de Tut?

  2. Ken Summers says:

    Sis, I’m trying a little experiment. If this product comment is accepted, go ahead and delete the products comment.

  3. Ken Summers says:

    From the winery of Ernest and Julio Akhnaton.

  4. Ken Summers says:

    We will sell no wine before it’s mummified.

  5. “Vile Nile Red from Kings Valley”

  6. Nightfly says:

    When he was a young boy
    He’d never thought he’d see
    People giving wine
    To the boy king
    King Tut!
    How’d he get so drunky?
    King Tut!
    Boozed up by his flunkies
    Born in old St. Looie
    Pledged to Cuppa Brewski
    King Tut!

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