Okay, I Know It’s Thanksgiving, BUT

…Nick and Jessica have broken up, the Squid Terrorist has a scorched hand from boiling turkey oil…and then there’s this…

“After being notified of the situation and after researching the matter … I came to the conclusion that I was not drafted by the A’s,” he said.

This is the ‘fill-in-the-blank’ post from hell. You didn’t know you were drafted (or not) …GTF OUT!! Good Lord. If Joe the City Councilman tried that weak excuse, he’d be ridden out of town on a rail. And we’re talking a governor. Of a state in these United States. Good Lord. Okay, my entry.

“After being notified of the situation and after researching the matter…I came to the conclusion that I had no idea he was 12 years old.”

John Kerry could say “blahblahblah…not a Magic Hat.” Or “blahblahblah…horse’s ass, wished I lived in Enumclaw.”
Teddy Kennedy “blahblahblah…backstroke.” Or “blahblahblah…back away from the table.”
Mr. Summers ~ “blahblahblah…goat.”
There’s all sorts of inspirational material to be gleaned from the good governor’s sorry tap-dance. We have much to be thankful for.

3 Responses to “Okay, I Know It’s Thanksgiving, BUT”

1. Crusader says:

   November 25, 2005 at 8:29 am

   This ius just a gamble on the short memory of the American public. He’s banking that this will now be a non-issue when he runs for Prez.

2. Black Kettle says:

   November 27, 2005 at 9:23 pm

   When you talk I have no idea what you’re talking about but it’s like bright, shiny things are moving in all sorts of exciting directions.
   You’re – ah – preaching to the choir, aren’t you?

3. tree hugging sister says:

   November 27, 2005 at 11:31 pm

   Black Kettle, welcome to the Swilling! Take a note: I never preach. I exclaim with enthusiasm or I rant. No ‘tweeners’ here. {8^P
   Ooooooh! Something shiny…!