Old School: With Six You Get Eggroll

New School: With Eggroll You Get Citizenship

SANTA ANA (AP) — An immigration officer has been indicted on charges that she took bribes in cash and egg rolls from immigrants seeking citizenship and green cards.

Federal prosecutors say 47-year-old Mai Nhu Nguyen was indicted by a grand jury on Wednesday on three counts of solicitation of a bribe by a public official.

Prosecutors say Nguyen took 200 egg rolls from a citizenship applicant and received $1,000 and $2,200 bribes from two other immigrants since 2011.

I sold my soul for some eggroll.

5 Responses to “Old School: With Six You Get Eggroll”

  1. Rob says:

    Yeah, but if they were good egg rolls …

    Of the 25-30 Chinese restaurants around here, only one makes a good egg roll.

    Let ’em in. 🙂

  2. Kathy Kinsley says:

    Hope they were GOOD egg rolls.

    Sigh. Rob got there first. But really – GOOD egg rolls are sadly lacking hereabouts (and thereabaouts in Robs area).

  3. Greg Newsom says:

    The USA is collapsing with a wimper, not a bang. By this time next year Obama Care will have destroyed the health care system. Having kids and a wife
    will be a negative in our givernment’s eyes, unless you’re a female with a wife.
    And citizenship is gone.

  4. Skyler says:

    Well, if Rubio gets his way, we won’t have to worry about corrupt INS officials because citizenship will be free for everyone.

  5. ricki says:

    WTF? Are there ANY honest people left working in government?

    And really? Eggrolls? Those must have been some damn fine eggrolls.

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