One Way To Cut The Deficit

I hereby suggest that we abolish the Defense Department completely.

And plant zucchini

FRENCHTOWN, MT — A Montana woman fended off a charging bear on her back porch early Thursday by using the first weapon she could reach — a piece of zucchini.

(via Ace. Yeah, I’m linking there a lot recently. So sue me. I have a thing for Ewoks. They’re hawt.)

4 Responses to “One Way To Cut The Deficit”

1. JeffS says:

   September 23, 2010 at 4:58 pm

   Lucky bear — she might of had broccoli instead.

2. Dr Alice says:

   September 23, 2010 at 6:11 pm

   Ace is en fuego! Those headlines of his with the stalker Ewok crack me up.

3. Mr. Bingley says:

   September 23, 2010 at 6:13 pm

   Doc, I was crying from laughing at them all day today.

   And unfortunately I was at the office…

4. Teresa says:

   September 23, 2010 at 8:59 pm

   I love it. There’s a woman who was thinking. 😉