Only Because Bingley Turned Him Down

…I’ll have you know. And his deal for Kcruella’s house fell through, so she said pi$$ on it, too. Third time’s a charm.

Aides: Menendez Accepts Corzine’s Seat

Me? I didn’t even know they were giving it away.

8 Responses to “Only Because Bingley Turned Him Down”

  1. Mr. Bingley says:

    He asked me on the phone. He didn’t have the decency to invite me to a bar, the piker.

  2. Nightfly says:

    Come to Redheads this Tuesday, Mr. B. No Senate seats, but you’ll have a better constituency…

  3. Mr. Bingley says:

    Hmm, the core committee of my next Senate run, ‘Fly!

  4. Probably your only other vote, too.

  5. Kcruella says:

    I’d vote for him and he won’t even have to get me the house or recycled cartier bracelet

  6. Mr. Bingley says:

    You are showing up on Christmas Day, aren’t you Cruella? The Turducken is waiting for you!

  7. Nightfly says:

    Turducken? Schway. (Do they serve Turmingo?)

  8. Mr. Bingley says:

    That looks like Flyduckin’…

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