Only Because Bingley Turned Him Down
…I’ll have you know. And his deal for Kcruella’s house fell through, so she said pi$$ on it, too. Third time’s a charm.
Aides: Menendez Accepts Corzine’s Seat
Me? I didn’t even know they were giving it away.
Fun | Mr. Bingley | 
December 9, 2005 10:43 am
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He asked me on the phone. He didn’t have the decency to invite me to a bar, the piker.
Come to Redheads this Tuesday, Mr. B. No Senate seats, but you’ll have a better constituency…
Hmm, the core committee of my next Senate run, ‘Fly!
Probably your only other vote, too.
I’d vote for him and he won’t even have to get me the house or recycled cartier bracelet
You are showing up on Christmas Day, aren’t you Cruella? The Turducken is waiting for you!
Turducken? Schway. (Do they serve Turmingo?)
:::ducking:::
That looks like Flyduckin’…