Pass The Tequila


13 Responses to “Pass The Tequila”

  1. Gunslinger says:


    Perfect picture for the occasion!

  2. Rob says:

    None for me, please. It took me most of the day to make this connection. That’s how tequila used to affect me. Didn’t know it was permanent.

  3. Gunslinger says:

    Take it from an experienced tequila drinker, unlike whiskey and most other spirits tequila doesn’t just kill the weak brain cells. It’ll massacre all but the absolutely strongest brain cells and those will end up with a permanent limp.

    Also, always avoid tequila that says “Cuervo” or “Patron” on the bottle. Those are for tourists that don’t know any better.

  4. tree hugging sister says:

    I can’t believe you used that crap.

  5. gregor says:

    I don’t get it… salad dressing in a tub?

  6. JeffS says:

    Sinko de Mayo(nnaise), Gregor.

  7. leelu says:

    So what would it be w/ Miracle Whip? Cinco de mayo-like food substance??

  8. Rob says:

    I thought it was a Sinko de Mayo joke, JeffS, but ths suggests maybe it was a Hellman’s joke about pouring the contents of that jar down the drain. The jar is good to save your rusty nails in. Probably taste better, too.

  9. Rob says:

    Two n’s in Hellmann’s, dummy.

  10. tree hugging sister says:

    Don’t forget, we ARE the Hellman’s vs curdled cat piss statistical research center.

  11. Kathy Kinsley says:

    “Bring out the Hellmann’s and Bring out the Best” – used to hear that ditty a lot as a kid. Wasn’t till I was an adult that I realized the advertisers were having a bit of fun with brand names…

  12. gregor says:

    @JeffS – yeah, I know, sarcastic humor failure on my part… usually make our own if we get a taste for it.
    this is fun reading, though –

  13. Mr. Bingley says:

    Kathy, you know I never thought of that either until you mentioned it!

    My, there are layers and layers to mayo ads!

Image | WordPress Themes