Pass The Tequila

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categories Fun | | datetime May 5, 2015 9:57 am

13 Responses to “Pass The Tequila”

  1. Gunslinger says:
    May 5, 2015 at 4:58 pm

    LOL

    Perfect picture for the occasion!

  2. Rob says:
    May 5, 2015 at 5:00 pm

    None for me, please. It took me most of the day to make this connection. That’s how tequila used to affect me. Didn’t know it was permanent.

  3. Gunslinger says:
    May 5, 2015 at 6:02 pm

    Take it from an experienced tequila drinker, unlike whiskey and most other spirits tequila doesn’t just kill the weak brain cells. It’ll massacre all but the absolutely strongest brain cells and those will end up with a permanent limp.

    Also, always avoid tequila that says “Cuervo” or “Patron” on the bottle. Those are for tourists that don’t know any better.

  4. tree hugging sister says:
    May 5, 2015 at 7:37 pm

    I can’t believe you used that crap.

  5. gregor says:
    May 6, 2015 at 7:08 am

    I don’t get it… salad dressing in a tub?

  6. JeffS says:
    May 6, 2015 at 9:30 am

    Sinko de Mayo(nnaise), Gregor.

  7. leelu says:
    May 6, 2015 at 11:50 am

    So what would it be w/ Miracle Whip? Cinco de mayo-like food substance??

  8. Rob says:
    May 6, 2015 at 12:26 pm

    I thought it was a Sinko de Mayo joke, JeffS, but ths suggests maybe it was a Hellman’s joke about pouring the contents of that jar down the drain. The jar is good to save your rusty nails in. Probably taste better, too.

  9. Rob says:
    May 6, 2015 at 12:27 pm

    Two n’s in Hellmann’s, dummy.

  10. tree hugging sister says:
    May 6, 2015 at 2:41 pm

    Don’t forget, we ARE the Hellman’s vs curdled cat piss statistical research center.

  11. Kathy Kinsley says:
    May 6, 2015 at 8:05 pm

    “Bring out the Hellmann’s and Bring out the Best” – used to hear that ditty a lot as a kid. Wasn’t till I was an adult that I realized the advertisers were having a bit of fun with brand names…

  12. gregor says:
    May 7, 2015 at 7:38 am

    @JeffS – yeah, I know, sarcastic humor failure on my part… usually make our own if we get a taste for it.
    this is fun reading, though –
    http://broscience.org/top-10-mayonnaise-brands-white-people/

  13. Mr. Bingley says:
    May 8, 2015 at 7:02 am

    Kathy, you know I never thought of that either until you mentioned it!

    My, there are layers and layers to mayo ads!

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