“Please Pray For His Finger!”


(CNN) — Former baseball slugger Jose Canseco accidentally shot himself in his left finger while cleaning a gun, police said.
He was in surgery Tuesday night, his fiancee tweeted.
“This is Leila . Thank you all for the kind words and prayers . Jose is in still surgery and will be ok. Please pray for his finger !!,” she said in a tweet posted to his account.

According to that font of veracity Wikipedia he has lost his middle left finger, which has probably reduced his working vocabulary by 50%.

He is an idiot.

7 Responses to ““Please Pray For His Finger!””

  1. Julie says:

    And she sounds like a perfect match for his IQ…

  2. JeffS says:

    Idiot is right. Cleaning a loaded weapon? Jeez!

  3. Rob says:

    He’s got all of those steroids in his system. He’ll probably just grow another one.

  4. Skyler says:

    Vocabulary reduced by 50%!! That’s a good one.

  5. Syd B. says:

    The finger damage came from a ricochet. The bullet hit him on the forehead first.

  6. nightfly says:

    I thought this was going to be about Boston’s Torey Krug, who lost the tip of a finger getting slashed by Minnesota’s Zack Parise last night.

  7. Gunslinger says:

    If he’d have lost his index finger he’d have to hire someone to pick his nose.

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