PROOF There Is No God

Because He has not seen fit to situate ONE OF THESE WONDERFUL STORES anywhere near me.

Giant David Hasselhoff ads tempt thieves

Actor David Hasselhoff flashes a dreamy smile and displays a lean tank top-clad torso in a giant new photo cutout that his fans apparently can’t leave alone.

About 550 of the cutouts, which are part of a Cumberland Farms advertising campaign, were pilfered from outside the convenience stores in recent weeks.

Only about 20 remain for the roughly 570 stores in New England and Florida, said Kate Ngo, who works on brand strategy for the Framingham-based chain.

Not that Cumberland Farms is particularly upset about the thievery.

We want everyone to enjoy the Hoff,” Ngo said Wednesday.

“We’re flattered by the attention.”

As it was and always should be.

Color me miffed.

2 Responses to “PROOF There Is No God”

  1. JeffS says:

    Sorry, Sis, but this is proof that God exists, and is doing His best to keep you away from Sodom and Gamorah.

    For which He has His work cut out, huh?

  2. Dave E. says:

    Well, if you hoff to have one, keep an eye on ebay.

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