Quelle Horreur!

I have some bad news for the 99 percenters down at Occupy Boston.

Comrades, I fear you have been infiltrated by the one percent, the super rich.

I have been studying the Boston police reports, and most of these hippies, er revolutionaries, are from the ’burbs. Not the city, but the bosky dells, especially Cambridge.

A nasty member of the 53% has been going through the police reports for Occupy Boston and finding…well…just the oddest thing.

…Here’s another lad, age 20, white non-Hispanic naturally, and he lists his address as 208 Lowell Mail Center, Cambridge. That’s a funny street address, no?

I Googled it and it came back to the Lowell House, on the campus of Harvard University. It’s described on the Crimson Web site as a “lovely neo-Georgean building” with a tower that “contains a set of Russian Bells that come from the St. Danilov Monastery in Moscow.”

Did I mention that “each suite has a ‘private’ bathroom.” Unlike the Nashua Street Jail.

“Cantabrigians”, he calls them. And they all seem uniformly rather large, judging by the police descriptions. Large and lily white.

Hmmm. People’s movement.

Anyways, the most incisive critique I’ve yet seen of Occupy anything was left by astute social observer HonestEd in the comments:

Remember that they were inspired by the Arab Spring, not the Irish Spring.


UPDATE: This example of a Portland 99%er could use a bar of Irish Spring in his filthy mouth.
**NSFW Language** In fact, the whole thing’s a general assault on intelligence.

7 Responses to “Quelle Horreur!”

  1. JeffS says:

    That leftie has a inferiority complex, methinks. He can’t even defend what he thinks. Hell, he can’t even define what he thinks.

  2. Gunslinger says:

    “This example of a Portland 99%er could use a bar of Irish Spring in his filthy mouth.”

    Preferably tied to the end of a Louisville Slugger.

  3. Greg Newson says:

    The guy is justed pissed because nhe doesn’t have a high paying government job.
    That’s what John Lennon found out about the left.They all just want high paying do-nothing government jobs.
    Plus, he hated the white guy because he thought the
    white was making him look stupid.Unfortunate, but true.

  4. Ave says:

    That poor guy needs help. Bingley, don’t you have a bunch of Irish Spring bars hanging around your backyard, and can you spare one?

  5. Gary from Jersey says:

    REad the London Daily Telegraph drill down on OWS in Manhattan. I’ts priceless.

  6. major dad says:

    Nothing that a good ass kicking wouldn’t cure.

  7. mojo says:

    “Nobody ever went broke by underestimating the intelligence of the American public.”

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