Quote of the Day

From Kcruella, who emails to instruct me:

…and if you find me pass out, please call the paramedics before you call one of the olsen twins

I need clarification.

Do you mean call both of them, instead? Call one more than once…or…don’t call them at all?

Who says celebrity tragedies have no impact on the real life of us little people?
We can all learn something.

6 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. The_Real_JeffS says:

    What will you be calling the Olsen Twins? Late for dinner?

  2. Dudes, latest (ALL OVER THE F**KING RADIO THIS MORNING WITH NO F**KING ESCAPE) was that the very first person called by the maid (or something) was one of the Olsen twins. Said Olsen twin may or may not be versed in the fine arts of CPR and first aid, but was apparently 3,000 miles away.
    Oh, and I heard it was FOUR calls to an Olsen twin before someone else showed up and decided it might be prudent TO CALL THE F**KING PARAF**KINGMEDICS.

  3. Kcruella says:

    Another thing for us little people to remember: Make sure your masseuse has a license to work the magic fingers. The NY State Education Board already informed NYPD she did not have one.

  4. I guess that would make her a MASSAGE…um…magic finger artiste.

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