Right After Teh Present Gets Through With His “Changing teh Middle East Forever Because I Can” Speech **UPDATED**Again

…he needs to double check that “border safer than ever” part of his immigration schtick on TOTUS.

White House must act quickly to prevent a pullout within days
Guard set to start leaving AZ border

PHOENIX – The chief of homeland security may be promising to keep the Guard on the border beyond June 30.

But officials from the National Guard said Wednesday they have no such notice. And unless they hear otherwise, they plan to start removing soldiers within days.

“We have not heard anything,” said Capt. Valentine Castillo.

Nobody tells me nuthin’

UPDATE: And Israel? It’s UNDER TEH BUS FOR YOUSE!!!

Obama says Palestine must be based in 1967 borders

WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama is endorsing the Palestinians’ demand for their future state to be based on the borders that existed before the 1967 Middle East war, in a move that will likely infuriate Israel. Israel says the borders of a Palestinian state have to be determined through negotiations.

I hope they tell him to suck a stone and fuck off. Go play some golf with the rest of the boys.

GOD, this guy sucks hairy peach pits.

UPDATE REDUX: In his own update, Allah notes what the fuss is about (emphasis mine):

…While US plans for peace settlements have long been based on the 1967 lines, the US has until now not been specifically committed to those lines — so this does represent a significant change, at least in public commitments.

In the meantime, somebody got some ‘splainin’ to do…

…Netanyahu heads to the White House on Friday and said he would seek clarifications.

Somebody on Fox right now is trying to spin it as, “he’s saying to Israel, ‘We are staunchly behind you, BUT'”. Right.

I sure hope Bibi has a snack before he hops in the car Friday, because there’s a good damn chance he’s gonna get stiffed, lunch-wise. And I’d bring one of those Japanese disposable masks, because there’s just as good a chance he’ll get the Dalai Lama out-the-back-door-with-the-trash shuffle when his 3 minutes in teh Imperial Presence are over.


“Watch out for Bibi Bags!”

7 Responses to “Right After Teh Present Gets Through With His “Changing teh Middle East Forever Because I Can” Speech **UPDATED**Again”

  1. major dad says:

    To the victor go the spoils. Screw obama. Who’s he kidding? Suppose we should give back most of the United States then by this reasoning. Israel didn’t start the war, they did and they got their ass kicked, just STFU.

  2. Netenyahu is coming, and he is well-prepared. And you just KNOW he is going to piss off Obama enough that he gets the Dalai Lama treatment.

  3. JeffS says:

    Obama is kissing the asses of terrorists everywhere. Way to go, President Present.

    And Major Dad is right, the Arabs need to grow a pair.

  4. JeffS says:

    OK, in fairness, it appears that the Associated (with terrorists) Press dorked this up, as per Hot Air. See the updates.

  5. major dad says:

    You may be right Jeff, hard to make sense of that lame speech.

  6. JeffS says:

    The speech was lame, Major Dad, but that’s nothing new with The Won™.

  7. nightfly says:

    The speech Won™ was lame, Major Dad, but that’s nothing new.

    Just tightening that up a bit for you, Jeff.

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