Rocky Racoon Marriage

In Rocky Racoon
She checked in her room
Only to find hubby’s device…

RACCOON TWP. — A Raccoon Township man was charged after police said he hid a listening device under his wife’s bed in an attempt to catch her having an affair.

Suzanne Cripe, no age given, of 111 Grays Lane, contacted police Feb. 20 and said she had found a “transmitter device” under her bed, according to a township police report. She told police she thought the device had been placed there by her husband, Wayne Comet Cripe, 66, also of 111 Grays Lane.

The Cripes “have been separated for some time,” and were still sharing a house, but they had separate bedrooms, the police report said.

…Wayne Cripe told the police he put the transmitter under his wife’s bed because he wanted to know whether she and her boyfriend were having sex. He told police he was tired of hearing them and wanted to know “if the coast was clear” before entering his home, the report said.

2 Responses to “Rocky Racoon Marriage”

  1. JeffS says:

    Maybe the dude should have installed a seismometer instead. That way, he could claim he was an amateur geophysicist engaged in his hobby.

  2. Ave says:

    Cripes! What will they think of next?

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