Say “Good Night, England”

It’s not bedtime. It’s turn out the lights time.

UK Pub Singer Arrested for Singing ‘Kung Fu Fighting’ in Earshot of Chinese Pair

Simon said: “We were performing Kung Fu Fighting, as we do during all our sets. People of all races were loving it. Chinese people have never been offended by it before.

“But this lad walking past with his mum called us w*****s and did the hand sign before taking a picture on his mobile phone.

“We hadn’t even seen them when we started the song. He must have phoned the police.

“They phoned me when I was in a Chinese restaurant that night. They arranged to meet me and I was arrested.

I wouldn’t be too smug about it though. Just wait’lll some CAIR assholes hear Leon Redbone do a riff on “Sheik of Araby”. Stick a fork in US, then.

7 Responses to “Say “Good Night, England””

  1. major dad says:

    The Brits are a lost cause. Just wait till it’s Londonstan and there won’t be any pubs anyway.

  2. tree hugging sister says:

    Oh, you’re fiesty this morning, sister girl!!! Call the thought gendarme…

    We have our own head cases attempting the same here, my love.

  3. JeffS says:

    Yep, Major Dad, they are indeed a lost cause.

  4. mojo says:

    The Clash – Rock In The Casbah

  5. Yojimbo says:

    What about Ray Stevens’ Ahab the Arab(ayrab) the sheik of the burning sand. With Fatima who has rings on her fingers and bells on her toes and bone in her nose. Sing that one at a CAIR gathering.

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